Much writer-reader communication, particularly in the genres with organized fandoms, goes something like
this:
Reginald
W. Riter (in a public venue): What I actually meant in The
Name of the Work, where the words say X, was X'. I am sorry for
any confusion I may have caused any readers.
Frederick
Fann (in an open fannish venue): I see Reggie Riter is trying to
make excuses for having said X, and now he wants us to believe he
really meant X", when it's abundantly clear he actually meant
X'''.
Fanny
("Ph3an") Fanne (in a tightly restricted fannish venue):
Thanks for telling me that because now I know I will never have to
read any of Riter's works, because anyone who believes in X''' is
also going to be anti-goodness and pro-nastiness. You have saved me
a lifetime of reading time. To be on the safe side, I also won't
read Roger Reiter, Robert Ryter, Regina Reichter, or Pauline
Bystander, because I always confuse Pauline Bystander with Reginald
W. Riter.
Pauline
Bystander (when it is relayed to her): Hunh? Why are people
boycotting my Evil is Bad™ series?
This
is the main reason why it is a bad idea for writers to issue
apologies and explanations. Every apology can be read as a
confession of malign intent; every explanation can be read as an
excuse. (This is because the human mind is enthymemic, and always
constructs, understands, and responds to more than is said*.) And
because they can be, they will be.
A
secondary reason for not apologizing or explaining is that it tends
to matter a great deal to fans, who then want your next work to
fulfill what you promised to get off the hook for your last one.
Fan readers remember that stuff much more than general readers, and if you write entirely for the fans who pay attention to you, you are headed down the rabbit hole of diminishing returns; the moon bunnies vs. vacuum piranhas throwaway subplot in the first novel in your series, for which you apologized because you didn't provide enough of it and wasted time on other things, eventually takes over and dictates that as your audience slowly dwindles, and you really need to cultivate new readers, you'll be desperately trying to finish a seventh book titled Moon Bunnies v. Vacuum Piranhas: Final Showdown.
Fan readers remember that stuff much more than general readers, and if you write entirely for the fans who pay attention to you, you are headed down the rabbit hole of diminishing returns; the moon bunnies vs. vacuum piranhas throwaway subplot in the first novel in your series, for which you apologized because you didn't provide enough of it and wasted time on other things, eventually takes over and dictates that as your audience slowly dwindles, and you really need to cultivate new readers, you'll be desperately trying to finish a seventh book titled Moon Bunnies v. Vacuum Piranhas: Final Showdown.
In
my rough draft I had footnoted the point that fans don't read much
like other readers with this:
Or even very much
like other fans—fandom contains everything from high speed skimmers
who pick up a few keywords while running a repetitive movie in their
head, so that for them all books are the same book with a slightly
different cast and gadgets, to sharp-eyed close readers who put more
effort into correlating all the details of a Star Wars tie-in than
most New Critics used to put into the theological implications of the
metaphysical poets ...
...
but then I realized that it wasn't really a footnote (by my rules**)
because I did want to talk about that for a while, so what it is,
properly,*** is a digression.
It's
really more accurate to say that both fannish and nonfannish readers
exhibit nearly every way of reading.****
What
does differ, I think, is the distribution of approaches to reading in
that two different populations, and that makes the business of
responding to complaints even trickier.
In
general fans of any genre read extraneous information differently;
if I tell you that my hero yawned, stretched, and set his NoCatCorp
Catwhacker down by the bed, readers of one kind of literary fiction
will speculate or assume that it's a bit of throwaway absurdity, a
clue to his grouchy nature, and perhaps a comment on consumerist
society. A mystery reader will look for hints that the Catwhacker
may be the murder weapon or that cat-hatred may be the motive. A
science fiction reader may visualize a future in which cats are so
pervasive and dangerous that everyone goes armed against them (as in
J.T. McIntosh's The Fittest
or Heinlein's The Puppet Masters)
and an urban/paranormal fantasy reader may think the hero is a
specialist in were-cougars.
Activating
genre expectations opens a whole different realm of complaints. Some
people want their genre to be relatively pure; I've seen many a fan
of historicals, historical romances, or medieval-themed fantasy
become furious when they found out they were reading one of the other
genres (since those three sub-genres can sometimes go a few chapters
before it's clear which we are reading). Some feel pandered or
condescended to when the genre tropes are too dense ("he's just
putting in a levitating car because he thinks all sci fi has to have
levitating cars"), some feel it's a gesture of respect or fan
service, some may like it themselves but feel embarrassed to be seen
reading a book with that trope, and on and on.
Many
people are irritated by tropes that might please a person they don't
like—very often a person they are imagining rather than one they
actually know. You see this in music all the time; woe unto the
rocker who ventures into twangy territory and sounds too country, and
double woe unto the country musician who is either so overproduced as
to sound rockish or so simple and acoustic as to sound like a folkie,
and all the sorrows of the universe will fall on a hip-hopper whose
lyrics are about working hard at a legit job to make a living for his
wife and kids, the female rocker who implies that her relationships
are trivial compared to her career in marketing, or the
atheist-themed country singer, because at once, a large part of the
core fans will feel they are being betrayed as this is clearly far to
accessible to Not Quite Our Sort.
But
fretting that the Wrong People Will Like This is certainly not
unknown in lit&reading; numerous people are infuriated because
they imagine some other
reader who is sniffling sentimentally over this crap like their
damned idiot Aunt Wendy over her Christian women's novels, or feeling
endorsed in a sadistic desire to conquer and degrade hapless
campesinos*****, or laughing at deeply serious things that are never
funny, or taking notes for some appallingly excessive shopping spree,
or bouncing up and down in the chair and making machine gun noises
out of sheer excitement, or or masturbating like a brain-damaged
rhesus monkey.
Offhand,
I would say more readers in the general world seem to get worried
about imaginary readers liking this offending book; this is partly
because so many fannish readers seem to have trouble imagining anyone
who does not read the way they do, or for the purposes for which they
read, so they can't imagine anyone being pleased and merely wonder
why the book was published at all. The mainstream readers,
unfortunately, have a highly precise mental picture of the exact sort
of swine to which this book panders. So the general reader more often
phrases the complaint as "pandering to swine" whereas the
fan tends to say "nobody likes that crap, the only place where
it shows up is in bestsellers."
Usually
you don't know which class of reader has written to you or about you,
so it's best not to answer, lest you end up in the sort of confusion
that Sardou wrote brilliantly—the conversation that goes for hours
before anyone notices that one guy is talking about not understanding
a girlfriend and the other about taking an elderly dog to the vet to
be put down. ("Sometimes she just sits at the foot of the
stairs and howls to be carried up to the bed." "Sounds
pretty cool." "Do you have any idea what she weighs? And
she slobbers all over me while I'm carrying her." "Dude, if
I had something like that waiting for me at home..." etc.)
Before I learned this I had some much too amusing (now)
correspondence.
But
the final and best reason for not responding to reader complaints is
that the reader, after all, read what they read the way they read it,
and if you let them, they'll give you an idea of who's out there in
the seats, and what they're digging and not, and why.
As
a general principle, I don't believe in apology or explanation, but
as a specific, I catch myself doing it every now and then. Sometimes
someone just seems very confused on a point that is easy to
straighten out; sometimes someone appears to feel guilty about
disliking a book or story for what seems to me to be a perfectly fine
reason; sometimes someone just needs to a clear, simple explanation
of a concept like, "this text would work better if you stopped
reading like you had brain pan full of pus, made yourself more
comfortable by moving out of that puddle of your own urine, and
eliminated distractions by taking your hand out of your filthy
Spider-Man jammies, you drooling ignorant result of a syphilitic
Klansman molesting a radioactive skunk." Addressing the critics
is one of those mistakes that I in particular should avoid, I have
concluded, like W should avoid the bottle, Bill Clinton should avoid
women, or engineers should avoid choosing their own clothes.
One
of these days I'll have some thoughts about where that leads, but I
think I've probably wandered around the topic long enough for this
time. Those of you that see a point other than "don't say too
much to the unhappy reader," drop me a note at the email to the
right; or, maybe, complain about it in public.
§
*a
good thing too so your mother doesn't have to explain the laws of
thermodynamics before you'll get away from the hot stove.
**
which are, if you're wondering, and even if you're not, that I talk
about whatever I like to talk about in all these posts, so I guess
the whole thing is properly speaking a digression, but if I either
don't care much whether you read it, or if it's really mainly a
disclaimer on something I know some people are sensitive about, it
goes to a footnote so as to be out of the way of people who read to
get the main point. I often have no main points, or only find them
in rewrite, at which times I sometimes sharpen and emphasize them
because I realize I want to make them, but also sometimes throw them
out, because they prevent seeing the more interesting things on the
way, in much the same fashion that the interstate avoids that
interesting old fallen-down abandoned farm or
challenging-to-drive-well stretch of winding road, but some people
who like main points are so charitable toward writers that they will
keep reading a long time looking for one, and it seems to me that the
least I can do is not actually put alleys that I know will be blind
right in their way, as I do for the kind of readers who love
discursion, either always or occasionally, when I realize I can keep
a sentence like this one going for a really, really long time, as
this one has done in explaining why I think some writing should have
a main point and some should not, but there are people in the
"always" and "never" camps as well.
***
I grew up using the pronoun phrase "what it is" to mean
"the category to which it belongs," which is common in the
Midwest but also in Appalachia and the Great Plains. This leads to
sentences like "What it is, is a duck" or Andy Griffith's
monologue "What it was, was football." The logic of
English punctuation would say not to put a comma between the two
verbs but since nearly everyone who uses that pronoun phrase takes a
big pause there, and it improves readability, I nearly always put it
in. It also provides a handy place to park an adverb like
"properly." Inveterate sentence diagrammers may now fight
about which "is" that adverb modifies.
****One
possible exception: the professionally offended people who skim for
words and expressions by which to be offended, while barely paying
any attention to the text itself. That seems to be mostly a
mainstream/nonfannish activity, perhaps because a fan whose entire
reading activity was skimming for unacceptable words and concepts
would be laughed at. (And yes, I know that some fans are deeply
offended sometimes—but I'm not sure I've ever seen a genuine fan
who did not read but simply skimmed for offense, whereas I've seen
dozens of nongenre readers do that. If fans did that, we'd have a
convention panel titled "This Year's Books You Didn't Read That
Honked You In the Bikini Area." Or maybe a whole programming
track so that skimmers for swear words, skimmers for ethnic slurs,
and skimmers for hackneyed phrases won't get into fights with each
other.
*****
You didn't know the hap crop in Campesinia failed for the last three
years and the global inventory of hap is 1/10 what it was in 2000?
You haven't heard of Campesinian hap worm? Don't you stay in touch?
Don't you even care?